What’s a girl’s blog without Audrey?
Is today over yet?
You know how I love ‘United States of Tara’. I love it so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant. (Tracy Morgan joke. Ooh, too soon?) Anyway, I revised the lyrics to this: … Continue reading
June is upon us and– I can’t believe it’s fucking June! I hate June. June is nature’s way to depress me by reminding me I’m getting older. Two weeks from now I’ll be waving hello to 24. What have I … Continue reading
Hello dear readers, I will use this platform to promote something very important to me. A tiny meltdown was in store for me last week. SHOWTIME decided to cancel my favorite TV show and self-help guide, ‘United States of Tara’. … Continue reading
I know it’s been a while, but I’m still here! Just been pretty busy with my pilot script. It was Audrey Hepburn’s birthday the other day… Not that I celebrated it or anything… Cause that would be weird…. but I’m … Continue reading
Once upon a time, there was a lonely girl that had so many questions and wonders about life. She sat down in one dreary Sunday afternoon, and at that particular moment, she asked herself: What does ‘perfect’ mean to you? … Continue reading
I am a woman (“oh jesus, you are?! I had no idea!”) and I’m honoring every other woman today and everyday, but most of all, I’m honoring a very special lady, that is no longer with us physically… And if … Continue reading