Before you say “What?! No Xmas post?! What the hell is up with this blog?” let me just say that I don’t celebrate Christmas, OK?
It’s not cause I’m an atheist bitch, it’s just that I happen to spend my life now in Israel. Well, that’s physically speaking, because mentally, I spend my life on the internet… Which leads me to:
All social media sites are blasting my brain and the buzz is all over my Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr accounts.
Pictures of snow are the worst. Why rubbing it in my face? Off to my reality, I step outside and surprisingly it’s just another SUNNY day.
And what’s up with this ‘Happy holidays’ thing? Happy Hanukkah?
We spun the dreidel 3 weeks ago.
Bottom line —
Oh, the jealousy. I wanna celebrate Christmas!
Merry Xmas you lucky bastards! Think of me when you snow angeling.